Tired of high gas prices? Do your friends suffer from health risks due to lack of exercise? Do you feel depressed because life seems to be moving by too quickly?
Introducing The Go Wagon, a slow-speed motorless vehicle that runs primarily by foot power without the need of expensive petroleum. This is the latest breakthrough from the people at Search for Petroleum Options Outside France Technologies. S.P.O.O.F. Tech. has studied the crises caused by rising gas prices for years. "We at (SPOOF)," writes their VP, John Smith, "never dreamed that the problem of rising gas prices was directly tied to the problems of [depression and rising health risks]*...and I had no idea the solution was right in our backyard."
The Go Wagon is expected to save gazillions of US dollars* over the next few years as people stop pumping gas and just start pumping. Literally, The Go Wagon is the first to achieve the unprecedented "Unlimited MPG."*
Though this savings in fuel does come at a cost, already studies are showing the potential benefits of the extraordinary amount of effort required to power The Go Wagon. For example, The doctors we spoke with are predicting a decline in heart-related failures by as much as 67%* due to the increase in exercise required to move The Go Wagon over long distances.
And it just makes you happy.* The lower speeds of The Go Wagon lets you enjoy the beauty of creation while the increase in exercise triggers the release of chemicals in the brain that result in a grin almost from ear to ear.*
"Pushing for a better tomorrow, is the chief purpose of our company," continues Smith. "Everyone should have access to this technology that is all but guaranteed to improve your life."
*Statement void where proven untrue. Side effects known to cause sore feet, sore muscles, stubbed toes, scraped knees, and possible unstoppable fits of laughter only in the state of California.
Editing and Color: Shad Eash (http://shadeash.com)
Director of Photography: Josiah Einwechter (http://josiaheinwechter.com)
Featuring: Aaron Phero
Music: Kevin MacLeod
Filmed with a Canon 7D
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